There are so many weirdly funny Japanese videos available in YouTube. Seriously, what the heck? Note: if you're watching the videos below, you may pause the music on your right side of the side bar.
The New Instrument: Otomatone
Otomatone is the most annoying instrument I've ever encountered. After you watch the video above, you might think the word "otomatone" means "tone-deaf". If you wanna annoy people around you, please buy Otomatone.
10 vs 100 Soccer Match
An intense soccer match between 10 professionals and 100 students on the field. The professionals initially leading by 2-0 but the match was tied up with an equalizer of 2-2 at the middle of the match. With a tremendous pass and a heroic kick by the professional player, they won by 3-2.
Slow Mo Vids
Slow motion is an artistic effect. It gives you the effect of gorgeousness, and also to create a romantic aura. However, these do not apply in the video above.
Athletic Treadmill Contest
Cardio sport is definitely good for your health. If you force yourself to run, your stamina improves, your muscle builds up, your heart pumps efficiently, your blood circulates better. However if you failed to do so, you're gonna be punished...
Pac Man Brings You Paccooman
Pac Man A wasn't happy about the unfairness in the game of Pac Man B. The monsters seemed to avoid Pac Man B but they attacked aggressively whenever Pac Man A stepped into the game.
Green Tea Commercial
To the top for the best! Drink green tea~ A cute funny green tea commercial being used in Thailand television.
Machine Girl... Are You Serious?
What kind of trailer is this?
Pantyhose Ugliness
No matter how pretty you are. Once your face got into a pantyhose, its distorted.
"For unto us a child is born..." Year 0000 Bethlehem, Jesus, the son of God was sent to earth to cleanse the sins of human, and to die for mankind.
This is a creative and funny short video clip (movie trailer by MadTV) about the Terminator trying to save Jesus from being crucified.
In the video clip, you can see how the Terminator talk to the three wise men and Jesus, killing the soldiers and Judas like nobody's business. One of my favourite part is when Jesus trying to convince the terminator not to kill people.
Jesus: You cannot go around killing people! Terminator: Why? Jesus: Because its one of God's commandment, thou shalt not kill. Terminator: Why? Jesus: Because its a sin. Terminator: Why? Jesus: Because its not nice. Terminator: Why? Jesus: .... Forgive him Father, he's a robot from the future. Terminator: ??? *Looking at the sky, trying to figure out who Jesus talking to*
There are many crazy and funny characters exist in Futurama series produced by Matt Groening. I find Zap Branningan is one of the funniest characters that makes me laugh a lot whenever I watch Futurama.
Zap is the captain of the military of Democratic Order Of Planet, also known as D.O.O.P. The funny thing about this crazy captain is his forever thick-skinned cocky attitude. The one standing beside Zap is his military assistant, a gentle and polite alien known as Kiff.
Zap envisions himself as the lady-man and always think that all girls are attracted to him. One of his biggest failure was his attempt to get Leela but ended up got beaten up badly by Leela.
Many approaches and attempts had been made by Zap in order to win Leela's heart. This is one of Zap's funniest moment, singing his self-composed song with the title 'LEELA' in order to show off his talent.
The lyrics are funny and if you read it properly, it doesn't make any sense at all. The lyric goes like this:
I met her in a club down in Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola,
C-O-L-A... Cola...
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I ask her her name and in a dark brown voice she said,
Leela!! L-E-E-L-A... Leela!! Ba da ba ba ba... Ba da ba ba ba...
Kinda bored yesterday after working on-call in the hospital. Thank God Christine and Dr. Tan came to Kuantan and so we've decided to watch Jim Carrey's Yes Man.
This is not a post about movie review so I will skip that and jump to the main point of my blog post. The funniest part of the show is when Jim Carrey trying to stop someone from jumping down from the building. Instead of negotiating with that guy, Jim picked up a guitar and sang Third Eye Blind's 'Jumper'. The whole congregation in the cinema burst out laughing when Jim started singing the verse "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend..."
Here's the video clip I manage to find from YouTube. It seems that most people in YouTube would notice only this part of the movie. Well, I really enjoy watching the show although its not a super duper highly ranked movie, and it does help me to release my tension especially during this time of my on-call week.
Its Christmas! Merry Christmas everyone! And here's a sweet song by Bob Rivers: Twelve Pains of Christmas for everyone (click on the link to view the video, its a Disney version of music video). Its pretty funny and it doesn't mean anything so just sit back, relax and listen to the lyrics.
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... Is finding a Christmas tree...
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... Rigging up the lights... And finding a Christmas tree...
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... Hangovers... Rigging up the lights... And finding a Christmas tree...
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... Sending Christmas cards... Hangovers... Rigging up the lights... And finding a Christmas tree...
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... Five months of bills... Sending Christmas cards... Hangovers... Rigging up the lights... And finding a Christmas tree...
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... Facing my in-laws... Five months of bills... Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers... Rigging up these lights... And finding a Christmas tree...
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... The Salvation Army... Facing my in-laws... Five months of bills... Sending Christmas cards... Oh, geez! I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree...
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me... I want a transformer for my Christmas... Charities... And whatya mean "YOUR in-laws"? Five months of bills! Argh, making out these cards... Honey, get me a beer, huh? What, we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree...
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Finding parking spaces... Daddy, I want some candy... Donations! Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards... Hangovers! Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!? And finding a Christmas tree...
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me... "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces... Buy me something... Get a job, ya bum! Facing my in-laws! Five months of bills! Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards... Oh, geez, look at this! One light goes out, they all go out!!! And finding a Christmas tree...
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me... Stale TV specials... "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces... DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!! Charities! She's a witch...I hate her! Five months of bills! Oh, I don't even know half these people! Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!! And finding a Christmas tree...
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking?!? WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Charities! Gotta make 'em dinner! Five months of bills! I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it! Shut up, you! FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!! And finding a Christmas tree...
†Try to view page 80 and it was written like this: Elton John Die of rat in the ass He inserts a living rat into his ass, but the rat has a new dangerous form of aids and kills him instantly.
